Why Am I Still Single? Part 1

You've asked yourself a dozen times... why am I still single? I mean really there are over 7 BILLION people in the world, and you can't catch a break. I'll you why, because no one can handle all that awesomeness! 

That had to make you smile! =) Here's a couple things I learned about being single.

1. It stinks!
2. You can roam as you please, no questions asked! That's kinda cool!
3. People think you have no life.
4. You get thrown into the single life loser category.
5. People assume you're ready to jump off a cliff, don't!
6. You never have to fight over the last bite of YOUR sandwich! Not cool! 
7. You're more spiritual, having all those dates with Jesus, maybe! 
8. You are fat and ugly, hence why you're not in a relationship.
9. Still single because you won't let grandma hook you up with her bingo directors son.
10. God doesn't love you.. so He is like pshhh NOBODY FOR YOU!
11. You're a sloppy eater and no one can bare to watch food drip off that chin!
12. You're filthy rich because your still single and still a loser doing nothing on a Friday night!

Okay that is all a lie! Well maybe # 2 & #6 are true! Let me tell you some real facts about being single!

1. God knows where you are!
2. God hasn't forgotten you!
3. God's ways are perfect and so is His timing
4. It's not easy... but you're gonna survive!
5. You are awesome!
6. Married people aren't cooler.
7. God has someone, its His master plan!
8. You aren't ready yet, yes I know your 65 and still waiting! ;)
9. The ONE you are waiting for isn't ready. HURRY UP FOOL!
10. You think you're too awesome! Have a little humble pie!
11. Their current spouse hasn't died yet... JK!!! 
I'm stopping there... Okay you are single! It does get lonely and boring and sometimes you just wanna straight slap couples for looking happy. THAT'S OKAY!!! Don't really do that... cops, jail time, sleeping with one eye open... NOT GOOD! Ask yourself these questions;
1. Does God love me?  YES HE DO-- Gotta get ghetto with you!
2. Is He in control? Does a one legged duck swim in circles? OF COURSE!
3. Are you in His will?
4. Are you walking with Him daily?

If the answer is yes, then wait for Him! He wants you happy and He knows how awesome marriage is because he designed it. Maybe God wants to deal with some past burdens you been carrying around? Maybe they are too big to bring into a relationship.... It could be a lot of things. It doesn't mean you aren't a good catch! It doesn't mean you aren't special. You are... 
My life verse is Psalm 37:4 Delight thyself also in the Lord and He will gives thee the desires of thine heart. Does that mean God is just gonna give you whatever you want? No... silly but I believe God is saying here ,hey fall in love with Me! Worry about pleasing Me and I will full fill the longings of your heart! I have claimed that verse many times, and God has always come through! We can't go moping around telling God He is never gonna do something...Maybe He says Okay.. Fine. I'll take back the new car too! Hahah.